Putting “freaks dni” in my bio except it’s based off of my personal definition of a freak so it’s really arbitrary and seemingly nonsensical
We needed more Dojo and Jack interactions I’m telling you. Imagine an episode where they work together. They are already so casual bouncing off each other in canon.
There is an underexplored animosity between them, and it’s one of the few relationships, surprisingly enough, that had some actual forward progress.
Jack relished in an unambiguous murder attempt on Dojo, and Dojo relished in paying Jack back with the most pointed taunting during his apprenticeship at the temple.
And when good Jack was around, Dojo was the only one to have a full arc with him, starting out expecting them to be bitter and catty at each other as usual, especially with Master Fung in the mix, but ending up genuinely touched by good Jack’s plan and actively acknowledging him.
They’re also both the goofy cowardly lions on their respective sides, who end up being the monkey wrench in some complicated plans because of those positions. They’re surprisingly similar in mannerism, and it really shows sometimes.
It gives them a natural sort of chemistry to play off each other, because there’s no actual weight behind the cattiness towards each other, so they’ll often just fall into a comic relief routine together for a bit before remembering they hate each other.
one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were
this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.
I have seen the first five or six seasons of bobs burgers. I have seen the first couple seasons of the simpsons. I have seen one full episode of American dad. I have seen an embarrassing amount of family guy because I binged it on Netflix when I was young and bored. But I have never seen an episode of the Cleveland show because once my sisters & I wanted to watch the worst-rated episode of the show for a laugh so we went to IMDb and learned, to our horror, that every single episode had a rating between 6.4 and 7.2
he’s short he’s fat he’s completely hairless all over his body he’s jewish he’s chronically depressed. and he’s pushing 45. i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head didn’t he?
Yep! We actually learn this in Book 5 when he almost accidentally marries Ms. Ribble thanks to a prank pulled by (who else?) George and Harold.
Buuuut a lot of fans think that Dav Pilkey did that just so he could make this pun:















